Duck Test. Dodgy Test.

I learned something today - my version of the Duck Test.
I was supposed to meet someone who claims to be a professional at getting some fancy computer programming done. Alas, the place was a dump and I had some reservations about going into the building. I thought I might bump into a random creepy guy in a creepy office. It turned out to be true.
I say, if it looks dodgy, feels dodgy, and smells dodgy, then it probably is dodgy.
(Source: apostropher.com)